98.2%
0f all U.S. motorists are not content to live in a pricey energy vacuum, oblivious
to things like sky-rocket oil prices and terrorist threats. They can use a book
to show to other people that they're in the know.
Thus,
with those statistics, it followed that FOIL's new how-to book "How to
Help Big Oil Companies Make obscene Profits" will be a boon to motorists
sympathetic to Big Oil and a huge best-seller.
Throughout
history, many breakthrough books have been banned for being obscene. The
founders of FOIL, the Foreign Oil Independence League have come up with the
most obscene book of all.
Solution
The
134-page tome "How To Help Big Oil Companies Make Obscene Profit" is
probably one of the easiest how-to books you'll ever read. Because all it asks
you to do is one thing -- nothing.
That's
right, do-nothing. A simple two-word dictum on page 1 through 134 with a
footnote. That's exactly what big oil and politicians want you to do.
Don't
do anything to shake up the Big Oil cartel. Don't make a fuss to politicians
who owe their bread and butter to the buyers and sellers of foreign petroleum.
Don't
even think about the possibility that America, you and your family would be
better off, safer and more secure if you pumped more made-in-USA fuel into your
car instead of foreign produced oil and gasoline.
There
is a suggestion in the book to visit joinfoil.org where you can learn how to
fight back and not to just live your life in a pricey energy vacuum, oblivious
to things like sky rocketing oil prices and terrorist threats.
Nobody
seems to care that only way all Americans can help replace foreign oil with
homegrown energy is to put the heat on the politicians playing pipeline
politics with our kids lives and America's future. Understanding big oil's need
for more profit won't hurt.